on *:TEXT:*!sex*:#:{
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  if (%a == 0) describe # [your pose today] missionary: Lie between her spread legs, so that you're lying on top of her and are face-to-face. While supporting your weight on your elbows or hands, insert your erect penis up into her, so it's parallel to her vaginal walls. (Perfect for: First-time sex). picture: http://goo.gl/8ghCP  
  if (%a == 1) describe # [your pose today] woman astride: From woman-on-top missionary, have her draw her knees up until she's in a kneeling position, straddling your hips and sitting atop your pelvis. You get deeper penetration, a full view of the action, and can touch her clitoris and play with her breasts. (Perfect for: Letting her dominate while maximizing your pleasure). picture: http://goo.gl/UhkGV
  if (%a == 2) describe # [your pose today] seated rear entry: While you sit on a chair or the edge of the bed, she squats down on your erect penis. She controls movement and penetration, which can be quite deep and pleasurable for both of you. You're free to caress her breasts and upper body. (Perfect for: Surreptitious sex outside the bedroom). picture: http://goo.gl/1ENT3 
  if (%a == 3) describe # [your pose today] reverse cowgirl: When she's on top, encourage her to turn around and face away from you. This creates G-spot stimulation for her, and the change will help you hold out longer. (Perfect for: Learning how she likes it). picture: http://goo.gl/YJXzq
  if (%a == 4) describe # [your pose today] cross buttocks: She'll enjoy this because it stimulates the side of her vaginal walls, something she normally doesn't feel. Insert yourself into your partner in the missionary position, but lie across her pelvis, slightly askew, while still supporting your weight on your elbows. (Perfect for: All-about-her sex). picture: http://goo.gl/42uA4
  if (%a == 5) describe # [your pose today] seated wheelbarrow: This position is nearly identical to the standing wheelbarrow, except you sit in a chair or on the edge of the bed. Your movement is limited, but you have good penetration and great close-up of her rear. (Perfect for: Times when she's been wearing her butt-hugging jeans). picture: http://goo.gl/xGxAG
  if (%a == 6) describe # [your pose today] classic rear entry, kneeling:  Position yourself so you're kneeling behind her, then insert yourself and remain between her legs either upright or leaning over so your body drapes over hers. Great for deep penetration, and it allows you to hit her G-spot while stroking her clitoris, breasts, hair, and back. (Perfect for: Hitting all her hot spots). picture: http://goo.gl/MJfBC
  if (%a == 7) describe # [your pose today] shoulder holder: She rests both legs on one of your shoulders. Then slide her feet down to your chest, one foot on each of your pectoral muscles, and start her in a rocking side-to-side or up-and-down motion. You have great access to her G-spot. (Perfect for: Flexible women). picture: http://goo.gl/8sBXP
  if (%a == 8) describe # [your pose today] knees to chest: Enter her as you would in the standard missionary position, but instead of simply spreading her legs, have her lift her knees to her chest and hook her ankles over your shoulders. Support your weight on your hands. This gives you greater penetration and stimulates the back walls of her vagina. (Perfect for: After her or him yoga class). picture: http://goo.gl/w8noV
  if (%a == 9) describe # [your pose today] downward dog: Have her lie facedown on the bed with her hips raised. (Use a pillow to allow her to last longer.) Entering her from behind, you'll be able to thrust deeper and hit the hard-to-reach pleasure zones just behind her vagina. The snug fit will make you feel larger, too. (Perfect for: Getting her to try doggy style). picture: http://goo.gl/ST1Pc
  if (%a == 10) describe # [your pose today] spoon: The classic Sunday morning sex position, the spoon is highly romantic and allows for a slow, luxurious ride in which you're both likely to last a long time. Enter the spoon while you're both on one side, facing in the same direction. Have her draw her knees up slightly, then tuck up behind her pelvis so you can enter from behind. (Perfect for: She's sleepy, but you want to have sex). picture: http://goo.gl/zhC8K

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