I was bored so here's My edit ->

on *:TEXT:*gay*:#:{ 
  if (!%GAY-SPAM) { inc -u7 %GAY-SPAM | describe # $replacex($r(0,10),10,10. Gây thinking only of man not how women bodies or styles look,$&
      9,9. Gây but like to compare your looks to a women.,$&
      8,8. Gây but think sometimes on what would it be like to be straight.,$&
      7,7. Gây but do straight stuff when your $+(bored,$chr(44) drunk,$chr(44)) and/or hornÿ,$&
      6,6. no Bi but dated more boys,$&
      5,5. no Bi but dated more girls,$&
      4,4. no Straight but do gây stuff when your $+(bored,$chr(44) drunk,$chr(44)) and/or hornÿ,$&
      3,3. no Straight but think sometimes on what would it be like to be gây,$&
      2,2. no Straight but like to compare your body to other men,$&
      1,1. no Straight thinking only of girls not how your body or any guys looks,$&
      0,0. no Asexual dont wanna sleep with real women or men)
  }
}