on *:connect: {
  .ignore -tw *
  .debug -i debugoutput fakectcp
}
alias fakectcp {
  if $regex($1,/^<- :(.+)!\S+ PRIVMSG $me :.VERSION.$/S) {
    ctcpreply $regml(1) VERSION $fakectcpversion 
  }
}
alias fakectcpversion {
  goto $r(1,9)
  :1 | return Trillian
  :2 | return Eteria IRC Client
  :3 | return xchat 2.8.8 Ubuntu
  :4 | return eggdrop v1.6.19+ctcpfix
  :5 | return BR .NET Irc Client 1.3.0
  :6 | return Snak for Macintosh 4.13 English
  :7 | return Black-Cell client version 2.0.1
  :8 | return http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client .2620
  :9 | return rZNC Version 1.0 [02/01/11] - Built from ZNC.
}