I never claimed I wanted to be an expert, nor did I ever say I'm an expert at something. In fact, you can dig up some comments I made before suggesting that I've never considered myself as one wannabe. This is all in your head. You need to live it up and cut yourself some slack, Dean, and stop labeling people names derived from your wildest imagination and alter ego whom you call self-absorbed.

P.S. I second [i]concur's point about "getting off our high horses." Or we're following the vicious cycle that leads us to nowhere but disharmony.