Jethro commented on a Page, join-part-quit messages  -  Nov 27, 2010

Dark|, you must have been blinded. The quit event will never work. There's no channel (# or $chan) in the quit event unless you specify it, not to mention the quit event is formatted incorrectly. This is the rewrite:

on !*:join:#:greetings
on !*:part:#:greetings
on !*:quit:greetings
alias greetings {
  if $event = join {
    msg $chan Hi, $nick $+ !
    notice $nick I'm a bot so don't reply or message me. (:
  }
  elseif $event = part {
    .timer 1 1 /msg $chan Fine then, $nick leave...!
    .timer 1 2 /describe $chan mumbles "bitch"
    .timer 1 4 /msg $chan welll... who wants some Hydro and Tequila?!
  }
  elseif $event = quit {
    var %q $comchan($nick,0)
    while %q {
      msg $comchan($nick,%q) Have a nice time in $network $+ , $nick $+ !
      dec %q
    }
  }
}

The $nick != $me should have been used once, and that's more than enough, or you could simply use the ! by the events as shown.

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