What about making a horoscope animal like Sagittarius is a rat. Chinese Horoscope Animal Signs.

!sagittarius Sagittarius: Your friends and family have a lot to say today -- too much, most likely! That doesn't mean you should blow them off, but at some point your impatience is sure to show through. Then it's time to act! !rat Rat: Proceed with caution on the day of the Wood Rabbit. Treading lightly around others could help defend against gossips and petty attacks on your character. Spending frugally is advisable, as these times could put a strain on your checkbook and unforeseen expenditures might begin to pile up.