joehaglund use this one to notice

on $*:text:/^`news?\s?([uwtpehso])?\s?(\d+)?/iS:#: {
  if (!$regml(1) || !$regml(2) || $regml(2) >= 11) { msg # To Get $iif($regml(1) = u,US,$iif($regml(1) = w,World,$iif($regml(1)t,Technology,$iif($regml(1) = p,Politics,$iif($regml(1) = e,Entertainment,$iif($regml(1) = h,Health,$iif($regml(1) = s,Sports,$iif($regml(1) = o,OddlyEnough, $&
      $iif(!$istok(u w t p e h s o,$regml(1),32),US / World / Technology / Politics / Entertainment / Health / Sports / OddlyEnough,))))))))) News Please type @news $iif($regml(1) = u,<u>,$iif($regml(1) = w,<w>,$iif($regml(1) = t,<t>,$iif($regml(1) = p,<p>,$iif($regml(1) = e,<e>,$iif($regml(1) = h,<h>, $&
      $iif($regml(1) = s,<s>,$iif($regml(1) = o,<o>,$iif(!$istok(u w t p e h s o,$regml(1),32),<uwtpehso>,))))))))) $&
    < number of news story > 1-10 ex: @news $iif(!$istok(u w t p e h s o,$regml(1),32),t,$regml(1)) 3 }
  else {
    if ($sock(news)) sockclose news 
    sockopen news www.reuters.com 80
    sockmark news $iif($regml(1) = u,us,$iif($regml(1) = w,world,$iif($regml(1) = t,technology,$iif($regml(1) = p,politics,$iif($regml(1) = e,entertainment,$iif($regml(1) = h,health,$iif($regml(1) = s,sports,$iif($regml(1) = o,oddlyEnough)))))))) $regml(2) .notice $nick
  }
}
on *:sockopen:news: {
  sockwrite -n $sockname GET $+(/news/,$gettok($sock(news).mark,1,32)) HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -n $sockname Host: $+($sock(news).addr,$str($crlf,2))
}
on *:sockread:news: {
  var %news | sockread %news
  if ($regex(%news,/(<h1>|<h2>)<a href="/article.+>(.+)<\/a>$/)) { inc -u4 %nf  
    if (%nf = $gettok($sock(news).mark,2,32)) {
      sockmark news $addtok($sock(news).mark,04 $+($upper($left($gettok($sock(news).mark,1,32),1)),$&
        $lower($right($gettok($sock(news).mark,1,32),-1))) News: Story Number: $gettok($sock(news).mark,2,32) :  $regml(2) :,32) 
    } 
  }
  if ($regex(%news,/(<\/h2><p>|<p>)(.+)(<\/p>|\|&nbsp;)/) && %nf = $gettok($sock(news).mark,2,32)) {
    $gettok($sock(news).mark,3-,32) $replace($regml(2),&amp;,&)  
    sockclose news 
  }
}