@Jethro_ not everyone is a pro at regex like you are lol
As for the 50 "if ($2 == $me)" one will suffice and enclose them in brackets
on *:action:$($+(*,slaps,*,$me,*)):#:{
if ($2 == $me) {
inc %slaps
describe $chan pulls out an 12AK47...
.timer 1 2 msg $chan 9Bitch do 4NOT 9fucking slap me!
.timer 1 4 describe $chan points the AK at 6 $nick
.timer 1 6 msg $chan 7Got it?!
.timer 1 9 msg $chan 9I pulled out this AK15 %slaps 9times now.
}
}