Heh. Go you, dude. My very first script was something like

on *:TEXT:**:#: { msg $chan someone needs to spell correctly!! }

which sucked, because it triggered on everything. I think after this try some regex. I'm not to heed with th whole $reg* shit but here's an example of the event trigger

on $*:TEXT:/^[.!]text(1|2|3|4|5)/Si:#:

this will check for either ".text" or "!text" followed by a number from one to five. This probably isn't the best way to do regex with numbers like that, but I'm just starting regex now. What you could do after it is "set %text $right(&1,1)" then have something check for what %text is, and send the appropriate.