O.o That site is a little warped ;/
Here it is though :)

;shadyurl Url Shortener by Ford_Lawnmower irc.mindforge.org #USA-Chat
menu Channel,Status {
  .$iif($group(#shadyurl) == On,$style(1)) shadyurl Trigger
  ..$iif($group(#shadyurl) == On,$style(2)) On: .enable #shadyurl
  ..$iif($group(#shadyurl) == Off,$style(2)) Off: .disable #shadyurl
}
#shadyurl on
On $*:Text:/^(!|@)shadyurl.*/Si:#: {
  if ($timer($+(shadyurl,$network,$nick))) { return }
  .timer $+ $+(shadyurl,$network,$nick) 1 6 noop
  var %method $iif($regml(1) == !,.notice $nick,$iif($regex($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,/(!|~|&|@|%)/),.msg $chan,.notice $nick))
  Getshadyurl %method $2-
}
#shadyurl end
alias shadyurl { Getshadyurl echo -a $1- }
alias -l Getshadyurl {
  $1-2 07Searching ........
  var %sockname $+(shadyurl,$network,$2,$ticks)
  sockopen %sockname www.shadyurl.com 80
  sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/create.php?myUrl=,$3-)
}
On *:sockopen:shadyurl*: {
  if (!$sockerr) {
    sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0
    sockwrite -n $sockname Host: www.shadyurl.com
    sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
  }
  else { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
}
On *:sockread:shadyurl*: {
  if ($sockerr) { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
  else {
    var %shadyurl | sockread %shadyurl
    if ($regex(%shadyurl,/<p>is now<\/p> <a href='([^<]*)'>/)) {
      $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) 04S06H07a09d03y 04» $+(07,$regml(1),)
    }
  }
}