you do not need all the on text events u can use if statements
such as
on 1:TEXT:*:#: { if ($1 == !cmds) { msg $nick Commands are the following: !evil !gay !sexy !retard !fat !wiegh !smart !newb !jealous !love } if ($1 == !evil) { msg $Chan 4,1 $+ $2- is $rand(0,100) $+ % Evil } } } ect.