A bit useless

you done

on *:TEXT:!kill *:#: {
  /msg $chan $nick slaps $2 around with a shark.
  /msg $chan $nick shoots $2 in the head with a golden gun.
  /msg $chan $nick hits $2 in the head with a baseball bat.
  /msg $chan $nick bitchslaps $2.
  /msg $chan $nick murders $2 .
  /msg $chan $nick chops off $2 's head.
  /msg $chan $nick hits Trojan with a keyboard.
  /msg $chan $nick hits $2 with a monitor.
  /msg $chan $nick hits $2 with a computer mouse.
  /msg $chan $nick flashes the matrix into $2 's eyes.
  /msg $chan $nick epicly owns $2 .
  /kick $chan $2 I just got killed.
}

my little edit to make the 's actuly go next to the nick

on *:TEXT:!kill *:#: {
  /msg $chan $nick slaps $2 around with a shark.
  /msg $chan $nick shoots $2 in the head with a golden gun.
  /msg $chan $nick hits $2 in the head with a baseball bat.
  /msg $chan $nick bitchslaps $2 $+ .
  /msg $chan $nick murders $2 $+ .
  /msg $chan $nick chops off $2 $+ 's head.
  /msg $chan $nick hits Trojan with a keyboard.
  /msg $chan $nick hits $2 with a monitor.
  /msg $chan $nick hits $2 with a computer mouse.
  /msg $chan $nick flashes the matrix into $2 $+ 's eyes.
  /msg $chan $nick epicly owns $2 $+ .
  /kick $chan $2 I just got killed.
}

Im not using and wont but keep the good codes going :)