on *:TEXT:*:#: {
  if (!$hget(p,$nick)) {
    hinc -mz p $nick 5
    var %x = $strip($1-)
    goto %x
    :!poke
    if ($2 ison #) .describe # pokes $2-
    halt
    :!aboutpoke
    .notice $nick This script was made by Matt.
    .notice $nick IRC vHost, Matt@Hiding.My.Identity.From.You.Stalkers
    .notice $nick Do not reproduce without my explicit permission.
    halt
  }
  :%x | return
}