on *:text:*:#:{ 
  if (!kill isin $1-) { /describe $chan coming behind $2 and flown his knife in the neck }
  if (!fuck isin $1-) {  /describe $chan Fuck $2 in the middle of anus  }
  if (!haha isin $1-) { /describe $chan laughing in the $2 face }
  if (!spit isin $1-) {  /describe $chan spit $2 in the face  }
  if (!commands isin $1-) {  /msg $chan My commands is:!kill <nick> , !spit <nick> , !fuck <nick> , !haha <nick> , !join <channel> , !part , !kickban <nick> , !kick <nick> , !op , !deop , !voice , !devoice , !halfop , !dehalfop , !op <nick> , !deop <nick> , !halfop <nick> , !dehalfop <nick> , !voice <nick> , !devoice <nick> }
  if ($nick == YOURNICK) {
    if (!join isin $1-) {  join $2 }
    if (!part isin $1-) { /part $chan Part command by $nick  }
    if (!op isin $1-) {  /mode # +o $nick  }
    if (!deop isin $1-) {  /mode # -o $nick  }
    if (!halfop isin $1-) {  }
    if (!dehalfop isin $1-) {  }
    if (!voice isin $1-) {  }
    if (!devoice isin $1-) {  }
    if (!kick isin $1-) {  /kick # $2 Command used by $nick  }
    if (!kickban isin $1-) { /mode # +b $2  | /kick # $2 Asta la vista }
    if (!quit isin $1-) { /quit Command used by $nick }
  }
}