Too many on ' :text: ' commands in a single file don't always work, it might be better if u make the script in one on :text: command
Example:
on :text::#: {
if ($nick == ) {
if ($2 == !kill) {
/describe $chan coming behind $2 and flown his knife in the neck
}
if ($2 == !fuck ) {
/describe $chan Fuck $2 in the middle of anus
}
}
}

And you can make into $me
Nice start though