I ain't gonna argue with your name-calling, because that's the way you are. Before you call yourself a pro, can you at least have the decency to ensure that your example works before posting? You missed an "on" and the way you constructed your regex will not work. Let me give you two examples in return that work:
on *:TEXT:*:#: {
if ($regex($1-,/( $+ $me $+ |2nd|3rd|4th)/iS)) { ... }
}
Or
on $*:TEXT:$(/( $+ $me $+ |2nd|3rd|4th)/iS):#: { ... }