Ghost-writer, you're supposed to sound encouraging and offer your support, instead of jeering off what this user has posted. Also, shouldn't you mean "it's not the quantity, it's the quality?" You said it in reverse. Here is my suggestion:

alias k { $iif(!$1,echo # * To kick $+ $chr(44) enter: /k NickHere,$iif($1 !ison #,msg $v2 $v1 is not found or on $v2,kick $v2 $v1 $2-)) }
alias kb { $iif(!$1,echo # * To kick + ban $+ $chr(44) enter: /kb NickHere,$iif($1 !ison #,msg $v2 $v1 is not found or on $v2,ban -k $v2 $v1 2 $2-)) }