on *:TEXT:$($+(*,$me,*)):#: {
var %talk = $rand(1,5)
if (%talk == 1) {
msg # That's my name. Don't stick a knife through it.
}
if (%talk == 2) {
msg $chan WHO SAID MY NAME?!?!?!
}
if (%talk == 3) {
msg $chan Yes, $nick $+ .
}
if (%talk == 4) {
describe $chan shoots $nick $+ , "DID I SAY YOU COULD SAY MY NAME?!"
}
if (%talk == 5) {
msg $chan What can I help you with, $nick $+ ?
}
}