you dont need a txt

var %say = Pfft im not your slave i dont listen to you i only take commands from jankins.,you love me dont you $nick $+ !,Hey imma sexy bot.,Well well its jankins. .,You all love jankins.,$nick you want beer.,Cool.,Are you that bored $nick $+ !,:O omfg you horny lil bugger $nick $+ !
var %act = punches $nick in the face.,passes $nick a beer.

on *:TEXT:!talk*:{ var %x = $r(1,2)
if (%x == 1) msg $chan $gettok(%say,$r(1,9),44)
elseif (%x == 2) describe $chan $gettok(%act,$r(1,2),44)
}