Neptune.
I think you have come up with the right solution. I think you may need to PM weasel and ask him how to make them. I'm sure it would be better than browsing his script. As for the mIRC help file, chuck it away. With the help of weasel and his scripts you will become the best scripter ever.
I feel this is the best idea. Also it is currently morning as it is 00:56.
Good Morn.