on *:TEXT:*:#: {
if ($1 == A) msg # aaaaaa..
if ($1 == B) msg # b
if ($1 == C) msg # c
if ($1 == D) msg # d
if ($1 == E) msg # e
if ($1 == F) msg # f
if ($1 == G) msg # g
if ($1 == H) msg # h
;This is where it gets outta control
if ($1 == I) msg # i .. for idiots
if ($1 == J) msg # J for JAM
if ($1 == K) msg # k for KKK
if ($1 == L) msg # l for lame
if ($1 == M) msg # m for Eugene's mother.
if ($1 == N) msg # n is for nig
if ($1 == O) msg # o is for the sex change operation that changed Eugene's mum's life for good ;]
if ($1 == P) msg # p is for penis, which Eugene does not have.
if ($1 == Q) msg # q is for queer that is Eugene
if ($1 == R) msg # r is for rear-end that neptune enjoys so much
if ($1 == S) msg # s is for sh*thead, Eugene's son.
if ($1 == T) msg # t is for the time it takes to type up this snippet using Wii-Internet >.<
if ($1 == U) msg # u is for udder, which Eugene posesses
if ($1 == V) msg # v is for vagine that neptune will never get.
if ($1 == W) msg # w is for wise, which Eugene will never be.
if ($1 == X) msg # x is for the 2 x chromosomes that neptune has ;x
if ($1 == Y) msg # y is for why, why are we doing this?
if ($1 == Z) msg # z is for the amount of sexage neptune will ever get ?!? ZERO
}
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