on load:{
 write Random.txt     // You'll have to add random messages and stuff to the txt file
}
on *:text:Zane`Sama:#: {
 .timer 1 2 Msg $chan $read(Random.txt)
  }
}

Easy to flood, but it works. It is basic as well...Though, your script is....Weird...Basically, what was said in the rest of the comments...Pointless, and....I gotta go back to my PHP...

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