just as a helpful tip for amking it a bit cleaner as it currently stands there...

lose the / prefix on the /notice and make it .notice
that makes the command silent.

also.. the on text events could do with some editing. this is an example of what i mean.

 on *:TEXT:blonde*:#: {  msg $chan $nick places a blonde wig on their head and watches them stare at the orange juice carton because it said concentrate :) 
}

you dont have too of course but they are just some easy thoughts for you