Just got home, and I tested my previously posted calc alias that supposedly don't work.

Results:

/calc (1 + 2) * 2

Gave:

[05:31p] * [/calc] (1 + 2) * 2 = 6

//echo -a Calc: $calc(2 + 2)

Gave:

Calc: 4

I don't know what kind of Hippie Crack you're on, my stuff always works.