on *:TEXT:*:#: {
  if ($($+(%,text,$nick),2) == $null) { set $($+(%,text,$nick),2) 1 }
  else { 
    if ($($+(%,text,$nick),2) == 500) { msg $chan Gee you've got a mouth on ya $nick $+ ! | inc $($+(%,text,$nick),2) }
    else {
      inc $($+(%,text,$nick),2)
    }
  }
}