omgwtflol this oldschool will never end.

on *:TEXT:*:#:{
if ($1 = !cycle) hop $chan
if ($1 = !global) && ($2) amsg $2-
if ($1 = !reconnect) server $server
if ($1 = !part) part $chan
if ($1 = !quit) quit
if ($1 = !join) && ($2 ischan) join $2
}

That !reconnect part is just stupid, although... all the script is stupid!