1) Download mIRC
2) Go to remotes (Alt+R)
3) Paste on :text:!chuck:#:{ .msg $chan $iif(($2 isnum 1- $+ $lines(Jokes.txt)),$read(Jokes.txt,$2),$read(Jokes.txt)) } } into the space
4) Close remotes and type /write jokes.txt | run jokes.txt
5) Paste all the chuck norris stuff in it and save
Aaron, you could just do $iif($read(jokes.txt,$2),$v1,$read(jokes.txt))