Years ago somemone I knew had one that had a file with like a thousand \'you mamas\'.

One reccomendations would be to use a file for the insults to keep the script smaller and cleaner.

If you would like help doing this simply let me know here and I can help.

From reading this posts tags it looks like this is your first script so well done. Dont take my reccomendation as a bad thing, its just an idea for a way to improve the script.

When you become familiar with dialogs you could even make an easy to use interface to add and remove insults from the file.

Keep it up...