im sorry i mean this

on *:action:$($+(*,*,$me,*)):#:{
  if (punch isin $1-) { describe $chan Bends down, dodging the punch. At this moment he grabs $Nick \'s arm. He jumps up, still holding onto $Nick \'s arm. As he is in the air, he throws $Nick into the ground. He lands  gently on $Nick \'s back, saying \"Don\'t ever punch me!!!\" }
  if (kick isin $1-) { describe $chan Sidesteps, grabbing $Nick \'s leg, shifting his right hand down and his left hand up thus Launching $Nick into a tree. \"Don\'t ever kick me!!! }
  if (Poke isin $1-) { describe $chan Grabs the finger, bending it upward until it breaks. \"Don\'t poke me.\" }
  if (Slaps isin $1-) { describe $chan Disappears and appears on a close by tree, watching $Nick slap the air where he once was... \"Lol, What are you doing?!\" }
  if (Smack isin $1-) { describe $chan Grabs $Nick \'s hand, his strength inscreasing sharply. He crushes $Nick \'s hand to dust. \"Don\'t Smack me!\" }
}