on :action::#: {
if ($nick == %you) {
halt }
if ((slap isin $1-) && ($me isin $1-)) {
if (trout isin $1-) {
describe $chan snatches the trout from $nick $+ \'s hands and slaps them around thricely with it.
kick $chan $nick You have been slapped, haha @ you.
halt }
describe $chan tears $nick $+ \'s hand off and beats them savagely with it.
kick $chan $nick I\'d try to be witty, but you only have one hand!
} }