id put em all together

on *:text:*:#:{
  if ($1 == !dolphin) describe $chan tosses $nick a dolphin... It lands on his plate and smashes his plate and everything in its way... $nick revives and eats it :)
  if ($1 == !sardine) describe $chan passes $nick a tiny sardine.. with some pepper on, $nick eats it and Sneezes all the time now :D
}