Oo nice long script, i suggest that you use a .txt file

on $*:text:/^!@/si:#:{ var %x $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,.notice $nick) | %x $read(confusius.txt) }

Just make the .txt file (Note pad) put all the sayings there, and it saves Variables from being stored in the varibale tab :P have fun.