It doesnt work on mine...

also instead of
var %pk = $rand(1,3)
and then
if (%pk == 1) .timer 1 3 msg $chan 12----> $nick hits a 12ZERO ... $2- runs away.
if (%pk == 2) .timer 1 3 msg $chan 12----> $2- GETS 4OWNED ... free stuff plz.
if (%pk == 3) .timer 1 3 msg $chan 12----> $2- \'s A tele 12NOOB sorry no free stuff\'s.
}

you could do

set %pk $rand(0,30)
if (%pk > 24) {
msg $chan $nick hits a %pk , TELE NOOB , sorry no free stuffz.
}
else {
if (%pk < 5) {
msg $chan $nick hits a %pk and gets OWNED! free stuff plz!
}
else {
msg $chan $2 runs straight away from $nick !
}
}
}
}

a bit long, but easier to write :P