Usually bots are scripted to do things like kicking and banning people by using something like !kick nickname - which is perfectly fine. But what if you want a more natural way of doing it, as if you were merely talking to the bot.

This is what I set forth to do, with part of a script that I am still updating, when I have the time for it.

My bot is called Red_Queen, for various reasons, mostly because it's a kick-ass name for a bot. So when I want her to kick someone I simply say "Red_Queen kick nickname", and she kicks the person.

Here is the script.

** Feel free to use as is, just give credit where it's due.
*** Feel free to modify it, just give credit where due, and let me know.

Written for mIRC 6.35, but should be usable on many other versions.

**** Yes, I know that it's not perfect, it's a work in progress.

on 1:text:*:# {
  if ($nick !isop $chan) goto NonOp
  else goto First

  :First
  if ($1 == Red_Queen) { set %Me Red_Queen  | goto NameCorrect }
  else goto NameIncorrect

  :NameIncorrect
  halt

  :NonOp
  halt

  :NameCorrect 
  if ($2 == kick) { set %DoOption kick | set %NickName $3- | goto PerformDoOption }
  elseif ($2 == lockdown) { .timerdo 1 3 .mode $chan +sk pwnt | .describe $chan $chan is now on lockdown. If you need the key please speak to NickLeStrange | halt }
  elseif ($2 == unlock) { .timerdo 1 3 .mode $chan -sk pwnt | .describe $chan $chan is now unlocked. Breathe the free air again. | halt }
  else goto BanInsteadofKick

  :BanInsteadofKick
  if ($2 == ban) { set %DoOption ban | set %NickName $3- | goto PerformDoOption }

  :PerformDoOption
  if (%Me == Red_Queen) && (%DoOption == kick) { .kick $chan %Nickname $nick made me do it. | set %NickName 0 | set %DoOption 0 }
  elseif (%Me == Red_Queen) && (%DoOption == ban) { .ban $chan %Nickname 1 $nick made me do it. | .ban $chan %Nickname 2 $nick made me do it. | .ban $chan %Nickname 3 $nick made me do it. | .ban -k $chan %Nickname 4 $nick made me bring down the banhammer. | Set %NickName 0 | set %DoOption 0 }
  else halt

}