Simple script for eggdrops simular like:

http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/2127/
&
http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/7239/

Comamnds is:
!disease
or
!disease

#
# Made by munZe
# Funny Disease Script v1.337
# Reads Disease from http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=NICK
# Official relases of script you can find on my
# scripts paste - http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/9417/
#

bind pub - !disease pub_disease

package require http

proc pub_disease {nick host hand channel zaraza} {
if {$zaraza == "" && ![onchan $zaraza $channel]} {
regsub -all -- {\`} $nick {} nick
regsub -all -- {\}} $nick {} nick
regsub -all -- {\{} $nick {} nick
regsub -all -- {\]} $nick {} nick
regsub -all -- {\[} $nick {} nick
regsub -all -- {\|} $nick {} nick
regsub -all -- {\^} $nick {} nick
set url "http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=$nick"
set token [ ::http::geturl $url ]
set page [ ::http::data $token ]

regexp {<td width="90%" class="disease">.*?</td>} $page match
set bolest [ split [ string trim [ regsub {You are suffering from} [ regsub -all {<.*?>} $match "" ] {You are suffering from } ] "\n" ] "\n" ]

foreach msg $bolest {
        puthelp "PRIVMSG $channel $msg"
        after 1000 set end 1
        vwait end
}
} elseif {[onchan $zaraza $channel]} {
regsub -all -- {\`} $zaraza {} zaraza
regsub -all -- {\}} $zaraza {} zaraza
regsub -all -- {\{} $zaraza {} zaraza
regsub -all -- {\]} $zaraza {} zaraza
regsub -all -- {\[} $zaraza {} zaraza
regsub -all -- {\|} $zaraza {} zaraza
regsub -all -- {\^} $zaraza {} zaraza
set url "http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=$zaraza"
set token [ ::http::geturl $url ]
set page [ ::http::data $token ]

regexp {<td width="90%" class="disease">.*?</td>} $page match
set bolest [ split [ string trim [ regsub {You are suffering from} [ regsub -all {<.*?>} $match "" ] {You are suffering from } ] "\n" ] "\n" ]

foreach msg $bolest {
        puthelp "PRIVMSG $channel $msg"
        after 1000 set end 1
        vwait end
}
} else { return }
}
putlog "Bolest v1.337 ucitana!"