okay I'm only posting this at the request of Jonny, a chatter at my site. If someone else wants to use it you need to change all of the names to the name YOU want.

on *:TEXT:*kayluh*:#: {
 .set -l %kayluh $rand(1,35)
if (%kayluh == 1) msg $chan OMG Kayluh is so beautiful!
if (%kayluh == 2) msg $chan Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for Kayluh.
if (%kayluh == 3) msg $chan Kayluh's eyes are clearer than any water and I'm all lost at sea.
if (%kayluh == 4) msg $chan Hello Kayluh? Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
if (%kayluh == 5) msg $chan So Kayluh, how was Heaven when you left it?
if (%kayluh == 6) msg $chan Kayluh is so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
if (%kayluh == 7) msg $chan I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
if (%kayluh == 8) msg $chan Excuse me Kayluh, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
if (%kayluh == 9) msg $chan Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
if (%kayluh == 10) msg $chan If I had a rose for every time I thought of her, I would be walking through my garden forever.
if (%kayluh == 11) msg $chan I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met Kayluh.
if (%kayluh == 12) msg $chan Kayluh, what time do you have to be back in heaven?
if (%kayluh == 13) msg $chan Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
if (%kayluh == 14) msg $chan If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"
if (%kayluh == 15) msg $chan I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
if (%kayluh == 16) msg $chan If beauty were time, Kayluh would be eternity.
if (%kayluh == 17) msg $chan Kayluh's beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
if (%kayluh == 18) msg $chan If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
if (%kayluh == 19) msg $chan Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
if (%kayluh == 20) msg $chan Kayluh shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
if (%kayluh == 21) msg $chan If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
if (%kayluh == 22) msg $chan If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
if (%kayluh == 23) msg $chan You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
if (%kayluh == 24) msg $chan Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
if (%kayluh == 25) msg $chan You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart.
if (%kayluh == 26) msg $chan Are you lost Kayluh? Because heaven is a long way from here.
if (%kayluh == 27) msg $chan I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
if (%kayluh == 28) msg $chan Kayluh is so sweet, she'd put Hershey's outta business.
if (%kayluh == 29) msg $chan Did the sun come out or did Kayluh just smile?
if (%kayluh == 30) msg $chan So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
if (%kayluh == 31) msg $chan Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
if (%kayluh == 32) msg $chan If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
if (%kayluh == 33) msg $chan You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
if (%kayluh == 34) msg $chan I'ts $time(h:nn tt) and I'm still thinking about Kayluh.
if (%kayluh == 35) msg $chan When God made Kayluh, he was showing off.
}