Bigpunisher305: You would place these in the "Remotes" tab.

I am new to this where do i put most of these snippets on my mIRC

The reasoning behind Jethro_'s way is to add flood protection, toclafane1 (since he didn't explicitly say so, I will lol). This will protect users of your script from getting hit with flood attacks. Also, with the setup of the lines below the goto, it is very easy to add more lines if you want more than 5 choices.

Bielie, this line of code doesn't make sense:> notice $nick $iif($read(slapreasons.txt),$v1,No slap reason found)How can a stored message not be found? $read(slapreasons.txt) will read any line at random if the text file exists. It should have been:

notice $nick $iif($isfile(slapreasons.txt),$read(slapreasons.txt),slapreasons.txt isn't found)

toclafane, you can do it like so, which will be more safer:

alias -l rgame {
  goto $rand(1,5)
  :1 | return slaps %2 around a bit with a large trout
  :2 | return slaps %2 around the head with a ruler
  :3 | return slaps %2 on the head with an eskimo
  :4 | return %2 just go slapped muhahahaha
  :5 | return slaps %2 $+ 's ass
}
on *:TEXT:$($iif(!slap * iswm $strip($1),$1)):#:{
  if (!%fp) { inc -u3 %fp | set -u3 %2 $2 | msg # $rgame }
}

well as im not very good at scrioting yet im only seeing what i can make but nvm

Use /slapreasons (reason) to add slap reasons

on *:TEXT:!slap*:{

  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] ]) { return }
  set -eu3 %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $true

  notice $nick $iif($read(slapreasons.txt),$v1,No slap reason found)
  halt
}

alias slapreasons {
  /echo writing $1- into the slapreasons.txt file!
  /write slapreasons.txt $1-
}