Evil Rs Snippet

By sephiroth20 on Feb 28, 2011

made by me(Perpetual_Black_Second), it's been re-edited, you may edit as you like thought. feel free to use it :) and leave me some feedback, thanks!

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.evil rs
..fm: /me lights a fire under $1's ass | .timer 1 1 /me watches the fire burn intently | .timer 1 3 /me waits until the fire is out then pisses on $1's ashes and teleports off.
..slay: /me attacks $1 | .timer 1 1 /me tears $1 apart leaving $1 lifeless on the floor. | .timer 1 3 /me walks away covered in blood and laughing.
..summon: /me summons a Steel Titan | .timer 1 1 /me watches as his steel titan ravages $1 to bits | .timer 1 3 /me laughs maniacally and walks away covered in $1's blood.
..wc: /me stops cutting down Magic Trees long enough to find his Inferno Adze | .timer 1 1 /me smashes his axe into $1's face, watching their head split wide open, enjoying getting sprayed in blood | .timer 1 5 /me lights a smoke and teleports away from $1's body.
..mine: /me stops Mining Rune Ore long enough to turn towards $1 | .timer 1 1 /me says to $1 you really wanna do this? | .timer 1 3 /me spins his Dragon Pick around and smashes it into $1 watching them drop to their knees | .timer 1 5 /me turns around and slowly walks away. | .timer 1 7 /me turns quickly and pulls out an Abyssal Whip slicing $1's throat open and watching intently as the blood spurts all over the ground. | .timer 1 9 /me walks away from $1's body leaving them to rot.
..herb: /me makes a Super Poison potion and sticks it in $1's drink | .timer 1 1 /me watches as they drink it and fall to the ground dead | .timer 1 3 /me laughs and walks away slowly.
..hunt: /me stops hunting and pulls out his Arctic Warfare Sniper Rifle | .timer 1 1 /me looks through the scope | .timer 1 3 /me pulls the trigger | .timer 1 5 /me watches as the bullet hits $1 between the eyes killing them instantly | .timer 1 7 /me whistles innocently and goes back to doing hunting.
..fish: /me stops fishing and cuts $1 a little | .timer 1 1 /me tosses $1 into the water | .timer 1 3 /me watches as $1 is eaten by pirahnas and sharks | .timer 1 5 /me goes to walk away then gets interested when he sees $1's body parts in the water surrounded by blood | .timer 1 7 /me loves the sight of fresh blood and guts. | .timer 1 9 /me decides to hop in the water and eat $1's parts along with the fishies
..hp: /me tears out $1's heart | .timer 1 1 /me makes $1 watch as he sprinkles $1's heart with mustard | .timer 1 3 /me eats $1's heart and watches $1 drop lifeless to their knees.
..cook: /me stops cooking fish for a few seconds to look at $1 | .timer 1 1 /me decides that $1 doesn't look right for some reason | .timer 1 3 /me tosses $1 into a flaming pot of stew and cooks them | .timer 1 5 /me starts with the head and finishes off with the toes | .timer 1 7 /me has blood dripping from his teeth as he smiles violently exposing $1's heart in his hand and devours it | .timer 1 9 /me says ahh that was a good stew, now who the fuck is next?!
..craft: /me crafts a knife | .timer 1 1 /me takes the knife and rams it into $1's eyeball | .timer 1 3 /me gouges out $1's eye and eats it as they fall to the ground dead
..fletch: /me fletches a bow and some arrows | .timer 1 1 /me lines up a shot at $1 | .timer 1 3 /me says to $1 smile big. | .timer 1 5 /me shoots $1 in the head with 5 arrows simultaneously killing $1 as the arrows fling $1 into a wall | .timer 1 7 /me tosses a lighter on $1's body and runs off to hide behind a tree while $1's body burns to a crisp. 
..agil: /me runs at $1 and slams $1 on the ground making $1 bleed profusely | .timer 1 3 /me grabs $1's head and repetitively smashes it into the ground until he holds nothing but shards of $1's skull and brain in his hand | .timer 1 5 /me teleports off before anyone notices he was there
..con: /me decides to stop doing construction long enough to find his chain-saw | .timer 1 1 /me starts up the chain-saw and cuts off $1's arms | .timer 1 3 /me smiles evilly as $1 lets a blood curdling scream | .timer 1 5 /me then proceeds to hack the rest of $1's body to shreds with a rusty spoon 
..atk: /me pulls out his pistol since $1 keeps fucking with him | .timer 1 1 /me decides to pistol whip $1 | .timer 1 3 /me is astonished when pistol whipping $1 doesn't work | .timer 1 5 /me contemplates then just pulls out a sawn-off .20 gauge double barrel shot gun and blows $1's head to bits | .timer 1 7 /me watches as the bits of blood and brain stick in the ceiling wandering how he will ever get this mess clean | .timer 1 9 /me shrugs and says fuck it as long as $1 doesn't come back to life he doesn't give a shit about the mess
..mage: /me puts on his wizard robes and hat | . timer 1 1 /me stares intently at $1 | .timer 1 3 /me icebarrages $1, freezing them solid | .timer 1 5 /me then decides to pull out his chainsaw and carve $1 into a pretty statue, getting covered in blood and guts during the entire process | .timer 1 7 /me stands back and looks lovingly at the art he has created from $1's body
..smith: /me smiths a Rune Bar and hammers it into a Mourningstar | .timer 1 1 /me smashes it into $1's face as hard as he can then pulls out his knife and carves out $1's heart | .timer 1 3 /me grins evilly as $1 falls to the ground dying slowly and painfully
..thieve: /me steals $1's soul and sticks it into a dragon | .timer 1 1 /me jumps on the dragon rides it into a wall attempting to kill $1 | .timer 1 3 /me grabs his knife as the dragon tries to throw him off and rams it into the dragons head killing $1 along with the dragon. | .timer 1 5 /me walks away content with the carnage he caused just now. 
..def: /me sticks his Rune defender in $1's eye for fucking with him | .timer 1 1 /me laughs insanely as $1 swings back and misses | .timer 1 5 /me grabs $1's arm and snaps it off then beats $1 to fucking death with it. | .timer 1 7 /me stands over $1 and says "TRY TO GET UP NOW BITCH!" | .timer 1 9 /kick $chan $1 Next time I see you, I'm taking your eyes. | .timersn9 1 11 msg $chan 7,1Now14,1... 11,1Anybody else?

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xdesoto   -  Mar 19, 2011

It's a popup

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You have it set so it's in popups just not taking the space of popups

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sephiroth20   -  Mar 19, 2011

it's a remote not a pop up

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BigSteve   -  Mar 02, 2011

note if this is a popup you should use $$1 and not $1

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xdesoto   -  Mar 01, 2011

heh You don't need the /
Just saying.

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KyleJack-Daniels   -  Mar 01, 2011

Sick, but i love it!
(:

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