my scripts

on ^*:text:*:#: {   if ($me isin $1-) && ($chan != $active) {   echo -at 12[14ChanSpy12][14 $network 12] $nick is speaking of you on8 $chan : $1- | window @pings | /aline @pings $timestamp 12[14ChanSpy12][14 $network 12] $nick is speaking of you on8 $chan : $1- } }
on 1:action:*slaps nick*:#: {
  if ($chan == #radio) { halt }
  else { /describe $chan gets out his Rubber Mallet and plays 'whack-a- $+ $nick $+ '. There that's what you get for slapping me. }

on 1:action:*gets out his Rubber Mallet and plays 'whack-a-Killerpit4e'.*:#: {
  if ($chan == #radio) { halt }
  else { /describe $chan gets out his cannon and loads it full of sheep and fires it at $nick thats what you get for playing whack-a-killerpit4e. }
}

on 1:action:*gets out his Rubber Mallet and plays 'whack-a-nick'.*:#: {
  if ($chan == #radio) { halt }
  else { /describe $chan gets out his cannon and loads it full of sheep and fires it at $nick thats what you get for playing whack-a-Sean. }
}

*:TEXT:!invite*:/invite $2  $chan

menu channel,query,nicklist {
  .Slap:me slaps $$1 around a bit with a raw tuna
}

menu channel,query,nicklist {
  .[Ajoin]
  ..Ajoin +:msg nickserv ajoin add $chan
  ..Ajoin -:msg nickserv ajoin del $chan
}
menu channel,query,nicklist {
  .[IrcOp]
  ..Get Supper Op:os set superadmin on 
  ..Get Op:oper  
  ..Identify:ns identify 
  ..Mode:mode $chan $?="mode" $$1
  ..Get +q://samode $chan +q $me
  ..Get +a://samode $chan +a $me
  ..Get +o://samode $chan +o $me
  ..Get +h://samode $chan +h $me
  ..Get +v://samode $chan +v $me
  ..Kill:kill $$1 $?="Reason?"
  ..Change Nick:os svsnick $$1 $?="Change to?"
  ..Invite To Chan:sajoin $?="Nick To Invite?" $chan
  ..Evil:evil $$1 $?="How Many Channels?"
}
menu channel,query,nicklist {
  .[SAMODE]
  ..Get +q://samode $chan +q $me
  ..Get +a://samode $chan +a $me
  ..Get +o://samode $chan +o $me
  ..Get +h://samode $chan +h $me
  ..Get +v://samode $chan +v $me
  ..Give +q://samode $chan +q $$1
  ..Give +a://samode $chan +a $$1
  ..Give +o://samode $chan +o $$1
  ..Give +h://samode $chan +h $$1
  ..Give +v://samode $chan +v $$1
  ..Get -q://samode $chan -q $$1
  ..Give -a://samode $chan -a $$1
  ..Give -o://samode $chan -o $$1
  ..Give -h://samode $chan -h $$1
  ..Give -v://samode $chan -v $$1

}
menu status,query,nicklist,channel {
  .[Bots]
  ..Add:/bs bot add $?="Nickname of bot" $?="bit before @" $?="Somthing.com" $?="Real name (shown in whois)"
}
menu status,query,nicklist,channel {
  .[Host]
  ..Check:hs waiting
  ..On:hs on
  ..Off:hs off
  ..activate:hs activate $?="Name For Vhost"
  ..Delete Vhost:hs del $$1
}

menu channel,query,nicklist {
  .[Foods]
  ..Candy:me passes $$1 a 0,4C4,0a0,4n4,0d0,4y4,0C0,4a4,0n0,4e 4,0M0,4e4,0r0,4r4,0y0,4 4,0c0,4h4,0r0,4i4,0s0,4t4,0m0,4a4,0s0,4!
  ..7 Up:me tosses $$1 a 15,15 0,3 74?0UP 15,15 
  ..Coke:me tosses $$1 a 15,15 16,4 0,4Coke 15,15 
  ..Grape:me tosses $$1 some 15,15 0,6Grape15,15  soda
  ..Mt. Dew:me tosses $$1 a 15,15 8,3 MtDew 15,15 
  ..Sprite:me tosses $$1 a can of 15,15!14,140,3 Sprite 15,15!
  ..Cocoa:me passes $$1 some warm cocoa 0,5"""1,0] 
  ..Java:me hands $$1 A Warm Cup Of Java 15~14~1,5___1,0P
  ..Pepoment:me gives $$1 a 15,15.0,2 PEP-O-MINT 15,15.3,0 
  ..Juicy Fruit:me hands a pack of 15,15*8,8*4,8<1,8JUICY FRUIT4,8>8,8*15,15* to $$1 $+ !
  ..Lifesavers:me hands $$1 some 15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,10A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,5S15,15. 
  ..Tootsie Roll:me gives $1 a 1,0>(4,4.5,5.16,5Tootsie Roll5,5.4,4.1,0)< 
  ..Hersheys Bar:me gives $$1 a 15,15?15,5 HERSHEY'S 15,15.15,15
  ..(|)rbit:me gives $$1 an 15,15|0,9(|)rbit3,3||15,15|
  ..Egg Nog:me throws $$1 a Carton of 3,4|4,3<3,4o4,3E3,4g4,3g3,4N4,3o3,4g4,3M3,4e4,3r3,4r4,3y3,4C4,3h3,4r4,3i3,4s4,3t3,4m4,3a3,4s4,3!
  ..skittles:me tosses a bag of skittles to $$1 2T3a4s5t6e 7T8h9e 10R11a12i13n14b15o17w
  ..Red Rose:me gives $$1 a delicate 4red rose 3---<<---{4@ to cheer $$1 up
}
menu channel,query,nicklist {
  .[Slaps]
  ..Burito:me slaps $$1 with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
  ..Keyboard:me slaps $$1 around a bit with an old keyboard!
  ..Cactus:me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large cactus!
  ..Duck:me slaps $$1 with a Duck from #duckpond !
  ..Steel Rod:me slaps $$1 around a bit with a steel rod!
  ..Hard Disk:me slaps $$1 around a bit with a 30 GigaByte Hard Disk!
  ..Whale:me slaps $$1 around a bit with a small whale!
  ..Tuna:me slaps $$1 around a bit with a Raw Tuna
  ..Dildo:me slaps $$1 With a Purple Dildo!
}
menu channel,query,nicklist {
  .[kill]
  ..Mp44:me shoots $$1 with his Mp44 and Does 9999 Damage !
  ..BBGun:me shoots $$1 With a BBGun in the Head for 50,000 Dammage
  ..Steel Rod:me Beats The Shit out of $$1 with a Reinforced Steel Rod!
  ..Tuna:me Gaggs $$1 With A Large Raw Tuna
  ..KWhale:me Beats the shit out of $$1 With a Killer Whale
  ..Shark:me sends a Hungry Shark to kill $$1!
  ..Flamethrower:me Tourches $$1 Making $$1 Turn in to a pile of ash!
  ..RocketLouncher:me Shoots a Rocket From his RL & Blows Up $$1!
}