I put a few good slaps in here. :) Take out any you want. It's not many, but it should get someone started...Changed
menu nicklist {
Slaps
.Trout:/me slaps $1 around with a large trout.
.Bat:/me slaps $1 around a little bit with a baseball bat.
.Homerun:/me pulls out $1 's eyeballs and plays baseball with them.
.Revenge Slap:/me Slaps $1 . | /me says That was for slapping me!!!
.Hit&Run:/me slaps $1 . | /me hops on a jet and flies away. }