Some cute stuff you can get the bot to do on an unreal server, instead of having to type them out. My friends and I got a kick out of. Load into your aliases

/clr /msg botserv act # rolls out the crash cart and up to $1 before turning it on high, rubbing the paddles together, yelling "CLEAR!!" and sending thousands of volts of electricity through their body!
/ssm /msg botserv act # slaps some 0,1marshmellows and 5,1Chocolate on $1 and them squishes them between some graham crackers..... 5,7SUBBIE 1,14S'MORE!!!!!!
/dsm /msg botserv act # slaps some 0,1marshmellows and 5,1Chocolate on $1 and them squishes them between some graham crackers..... 5,7DOMME 1,14S'MORE!!!!!!
/dm /msg botserv act # slaps some 0,1marshmellows and 5,1Chocolate on $1 and them squishes them between some graham crackers..... 5,7DOM 1,14S'MORE!!!!!!
/im /msg botserv act # thinks $1 is so 15,2 sleep deprived... and they can actually see their 6,14IMAGINARY friends and has decided they are better company than they'd expected them to be.
/duel /msg botserv act # takes off a glove and slaps 9,3 $1  with a the back of the glove. 1,0 "I challenge you to a duel! Of paddles! or swords.. take your pick"
/id /msg botserv act # 11asks "ALL RIGHT! WHO left the bag of idiots open??? and WHO is going to round them all up??"
/cage /msg botserv act # looks around, then yells "ALL RIGHT! WHO left the cage of 7subbies open??? and WHO is going to round them all up??" Was it you 11,10 $1 
/botsay /msg botserv say # $1-
/botact /msg botserv act # $1-