Anti-Slap/Anti-Anything :P

By pashak on Sep 13, 2010

just load this into your remotes and every time someone does anything to you (action) it chooses a random self defense. This is my first script so don't flame please :D

on *:ACTION:*pasha*:#: {
  set %var antislap
  inc %anti 1
  set %random $rand(0,7)
  if (%random == 0) { describe $chan counter attacks $nick with a sockeye salmon... Defense Mechanisam Counter: %anti }
  if (%random == 1) { describe $chan calls Sokka in to nom $nick $+ 's finger off... 9,1 SOKKA = FTW... Defense Mechanisam Counter: %anti }
  if (%random == 2) { describe $chan calls the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, AND the DIA, NOW $nick your in a shitload of misery... Defense Mechanisam Counter: %anti }
  if (%random == 3) { describe $chan shoves a nuke grenade down $nick $+ 's throat... Now your kids are gonna be mutuants... Defense Mechanisam Counter: %anti }
  if (%random == 4) { describe $chan sprays like an idiot with an Ak-47 shooting $nick in the balls and blowing his brains out... Defense Mechanisam Counter: %anti }
  if (%random == 5) { describe $chan yells MOVE BITCH GET OUT DA WAY AND SHOVES $nick out the way and wasts him gansta style... Defense Mechanisam Counter: %anti }
  if (%random == 6) { describe $chan uses his ninja skills and breaks $nick $+ 's neck... Defense Mechanisam Couner: %anti }
  if (%random == 7) { describe $chan secretly slips a radioactive pill in $nick $+ 's samwich... Defense Mechanisam Counter: %anti }
}

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Jethro - Apr 18, 2011

It seems that the %anti is served as a counter.

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napa182 - Apr 18, 2011

put it right under the on text event then add an } at the end of the code

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tomyXar - Apr 18, 2011

doesnt works or i dont know where to put it.. can u try that antislap with ur code?

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napa182 - Apr 18, 2011

tomyXar you can do that with an easy flood pro say something like this:

if (!%anti2) { inc -u60 %anti2

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tomyXar - Apr 18, 2011

Any way to make some kind of timer that will makes something like if i got slaped more than once in one min its just reslaps one time ?

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pashak - Sep 28, 2010

ohh i see xD i just assumed that people would just change that but yea

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napa182 - Sep 25, 2010

well on ur's you have

on *:ACTION:*pasha*:#: {

not everyone uses that nick ;x so it would be better to use

on $*:ACTION:$(/\Q $+ $me $+ \E\b/iS):#:{

so people wouldnt have to change the code to their nick also it will keep it from triggering on say ur nick is jack and some one does an action on jackson that way it wont trigger unless it's ur nick not someone elses

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pashak - Sep 24, 2010

ok thanks :D but what will that do? napa?

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napa182 - Sep 14, 2010

why do you have

set %var antislap

?
also no real need to set a global var. as well maybe add some kind of flood pro to it or risk being flooded off.
also it prob would be better to use this on ur event

on $*:ACTION:$(/\Q $+ $me $+ \E\b/iS):#:{

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yankneck - Sep 14, 2010

Simple, works well, and very funny HAHA!

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