I abused $chr to a very high extent and made a /WHOIS theme. I was going to make a complete theme out of it, but got pretty bored..Love it or hate it, whatever. It looks best on a black background and not all possible WHOIS raw's are covered.

alias C1 { return $+($chr(3),11,$$1-,$chr(3)) }
alias C2 { return $+($chr(3),10,$$1-,$chr(3)) }
alias C3 { return $+($chr(3),09,$$1-,$chr(3)) }

raw 301:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Away),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($3-),$C3($chr(41))) | halt }
raw 307:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2($2),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1(is using a registered nick.),$C3($chr(41))) | halt }
raw 310:*:{ halt }
raw 311:*:{
  echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Nickname),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($2),$C3($chr(41)))
  echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Address),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($3),$C3(@),$C1($4),$C3($chr(41)))
  echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Real Name),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($6-),$C3($chr(41)))
  halt
}
raw 312:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Server/Network),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($3-),$C3($chr(41))) | halt }
raw 313:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Network Position),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($5-),$C3($chr(41))) | halt }
raw 317:*:{
  echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Signed on),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($asctime($4,dddd dd/mm/yyyy h:nn:ss tt)),$C3($chr(41)))
  echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Time Idle),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($duration($3)),$C3($chr(41)))
  echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Time Online),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($duration($calc($ctime - $4))),$C3($chr(41)))
  halt
}
raw 318:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(End),$chr(32),$C3(of),$chr(32),$C1(/whois),$C3($chr(41))) | halt }
raw 319:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Channels),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($replace($3-,~,9~11,&,9&11,@,9@11,%,9%11,+,9+11))),$C3($chr(41)) | halt }
raw 330:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Logged In As),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($2),$C3($chr(41))) | halt }
raw 378:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Connected From),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($6-),$C3($chr(41))) | halt }
raw 379:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2(Modes),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($6-),$C3($chr(41))) | halt }
raw 401:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2($2),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1($3-),$C3($chr(41))) | halt }
raw 671:*:{ echo -at $+($C3($chr(40)),$C2($2),$C3(:),$chr(32),$C1(is using a secure connection.),$C3($chr(41))) | halt }