Simple Random Greet Script
on *:JOIN:#: {
set %rand $r(1,5) {
if (%rand == 1) { msg $chan $nick, Hey $nick }
if (%rand == 2) { msg $chan $nick, Hello $nick }
if (%rand == 3) { msg $chan $nick, Hey $nick How are you today? }
if (%rand == 4) { msg $chan $nick, Whatsup $nick ? }
if (%rand == 5) { msg $chan $nick, Hi $nick }
}
}