This is another middle finger. BUT it counts each time u use it. and it pops up a dialog after u type /midfinger so you can give the nick to use it on. it does NOT kick. have fun (:

To Activate type /midfinger

alias midfinger {
  set %nick $$?=" set the nick to give the finger to "
  .timer 1 2 /msg $chan 1,1..9,1Fuck 12,1you15,1 %nick  9,1you 12,1motherfucker!
  .timer 1 3 /msg $chan 1,1............9,1/´¯)1,1..............
  .timer 1 4 /msg $chan 1,1.......... 9,1/1,1...9,1/1,1............
  .timer 1 5 /msg $chan 1,1......... 9,1/1,1...9,1/1,1...........
  .timer 1 6 /msg $chan 1,1...... 9,1/¯/1,1....9,1/¯¯/1,1......
  .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 1,1... 9,1/¯/1,1.9,1/1,1....9,1/1,1..9,1/ /\1,1...
  .timer 1 8 /msg $chan 1,1. 9,1(1,1..9,1(1,1.9,1(1,1.....9,1(1,1....9,1/1,1...9,1)1,1.
  .timer 1 9 /msg $chan 1,1.. 9,1\1,1..................9,1/1,1...
  .timer 1 10 /msg $chan 1,1... 9,1\1,1...............9,1/¯1,1.....
  .timer 1 11 /msg $chan 1,1.... 9,1\1,1............9,1(1,1.
  .timer 1 12 /msg $chan 1,1..... 9,1\1,1...........9,1\1,1...........
  inc %finger
  .timer 1 14 /describe $chan has given people the finger9 %finger times.
  .timer 1 15 msg $chan CREDITS TO PHIL
}