The Game script

By Jelly on Jul 31, 2010

Makes people lose the game when they join your servers #The_Game channel (can be changed.)

;DO /addgameloss AS SOON AS YOU HIT OK. THE SCRIPT WONT WORK RIGHT IF YOU DONT.
;DO /addgameloss AS SOON AS YOU HIT OK. THE SCRIPT WONT WORK RIGHT IF YOU DONT.
;DO /addgameloss AS SOON AS YOU HIT OK. THE SCRIPT WONT WORK RIGHT IF YOU DONT.
;DO /addgameloss AS SOON AS YOU HIT OK. THE SCRIPT WONT WORK RIGHT IF YOU DONT.
;DO /addgameloss AS SOON AS YOU HIT OK. THE SCRIPT WONT WORK RIGHT IF YOU DONT.
;DO /addgameloss AS SOON AS YOU HIT OK. THE SCRIPT WONT WORK RIGHT IF YOU DONT.
;DO /addgameloss AS SOON AS YOU HIT OK. THE SCRIPT WONT WORK RIGHT IF YOU DONT.
;DO /addgameloss AS SOON AS YOU HIT OK. THE SCRIPT WONT WORK RIGHT IF YOU DONT.

on *:join:#The_Game:{
  inc %gamelosers
  set %gamedovar $r(1,2)
  if ($readini(the_game.ini,parters,$nick) != $null) { halt } 
  else {
    if ($nick != $me) {
      if (%gamedovar == 1) {
        set %gamecolor $r(1,21)
        if (%gamecolor == 1) {
          msg $chan 4 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 12(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 2) {
          msg $chan 7 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 3(7Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ 3) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 3) { 
          msg $chan 0,8 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 8,0(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 4) {
          msg $chan 11 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 13(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
          unset %gamecolor
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 5) {
          msg $chan 6,13 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 13,6(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 6) {
          msg $chan 0,0 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 0,0(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 7) {
          msg $chan 0,8 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 15,14(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 8) {
          msg $chan 2 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 5(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 9) {
          msg $chan 9,11 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 11,9(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 10) {
          msg $chan 3,13 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 10,7(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 11) { 
          msg $chan 9 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 13(6T13o6t13a6l13 n6o13o6b13s6 w13h6o13 I6'13v6e13 m6a13d6e 13l6o13s6e13:6 $num(%gamelosers) $+ 13)
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 12) {
          msg $chan 3 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 9(10T11o12t13a14l15 n0o1o2b3s4 w5h6o7 I8'9v10e11 m12a13d14e15 l0o1s2e3:4 $num(%gamelosers) $+ 5) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 13) {
          msg $chan 0,1 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 1,0(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 14) {
          msg $chan 8,1 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 1,8(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 15) {
          msg $chan 0 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 1(2T3o4t5a6l5 n4o3o2b1s0 w1h2o3 I4'5v4e3 m2a1d0e1 l2o3s4e5:4 $num(%gamelosers) $+ 3) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 16) { 
          msg $chan 12 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 8(12Total 4noobs12 who I've made lose:4 $num(%gamelosers) $+ 8) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 17) {
          msg $chan  $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) (Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 18) { 
          msg $chan 8,9 $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) 9,8(Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 19) {
          msg $chan $rainbow($readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) (Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ))
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 20) {
          msg $chan $rainbow($rev($readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) (Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ )))
        }
        if (%gamecolor == 21) {
          msg $chan $rev($readini(the_game.ini,n,gameloss,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameloss,0)))) (Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ))
        }
      }
      if (%gamedovar == 2) {
        describe $chan $readini(the_game.ini,n,gameaction,$ini(the_game.ini,gameaction,$r(1,$ini(the_game.ini,gameaction,0)))) (Total noobs who I've made lose: $num(%gamelosers) $+ ) 
      }
    }
  }
}

;see the top
alias addgameloss {
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 1 You just lost the game! :D
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameless 2 OH SHIT SON. YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 3 The Game. You just lost it.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 4 Sorry, but you just lost the game.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 5 The. Game.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 6 Guess what you just lost?!
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 7 Psh, you lost the game fgt
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 8 Bawwww, you just lost.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 9 HAHA. GF. YOU JUST LOST.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 10 The game is that which you just lost.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 11 Hi, and welcome to #The_Game. You just lost.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 12 ROTFLMAO. YOU JUST LOST THE GAME XD XD!!11!oen!1
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 13 :O!. $nick, guess what! YOU JUST LOST THE GAME D:
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 14 enjoyed losing? Join #ÇɯÉƃ_Çɥʇ
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 15 ÇɯÉƃ Çɥʇ
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 16 The Game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 17 YOU JUST LOST THE GAME LULULULULULULULULUL.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 18 ou-yay ust-jay ost-lay e-thay ame-gay
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 19 BRO, YOU LOST THE GAME.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 20 YOU LSOT THE GMAE.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 21 emag eht tsol tsuj uoy
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 22 Thug Aim. THUG AIM THUG AIM THU GAIM THE GAME.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 23 My sister sally sold seashells by the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 24 Oh, by the way, the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 25 God damn it, you lost the game.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 26 the more you read the closer to losing the game you get
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 27 don't forget to add the script in the topic so you can make your friends LOSE THE GAME. JUST LIKE YOU.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 28 WAFFLEROFFLE YOU LOST THE GAME.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 29 Holy shit its a gamegasm. You lost the game.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 30 YOU JUST LOST THE GAME. And fuck, so did I.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 31 When you hit on a girl, you drop game. but sadly this time you lost the game.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 32 The game. Now that you've lost the rest of this sentence just kills time till you can lose again.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 33 OMFG THE GAME?!
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 34 HOLY SHIT NUGGETS, THE FUCKING GAME
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 35 If I had a little sister, I'd make her lose the game just like you.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 36 THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 37 OMFGROFLLMFAOROTFLOLOLOL. THE GAME?!!? YOU JUST LOST:?!?! LOL!?!?
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 38 The game, plain and simple.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 39 You're gonna lose the game by anticipation next time you see my nick
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 40 Oh dear, you have lost.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 41 WTF YOU LOST THE GAME.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 42 Hey gameloser, welcome to #The_Game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 43 You'll lose the game but at least I didn't hump your leg..
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 44 Tell your girlfriend to stop losing the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 45 YOU JUST WON THE GAME! Just kidding, you lost. Go kill yourself.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 46 I love you bro, but you just lost.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 47 ÇɯÉƃ Çɥʇ ʇsoʃ ʇsnɾ noÊŽ
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 48 HOLYSHITYOUJUSTLOSTTHEGAMEANDITSALLONEBIGWORD
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 49 LoL i MaDe YoU lOsE tHe GaMe By TyPiNg LiKe A 12 YeAr OlD! LOL
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 50 I bet you really enjoy losing the game, huh?
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 51 Wtf? I didn't win the game? Shit we both lost.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 52 Don't you get tired of losing the game?
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 53 YAY YOU LOST THE GAME!
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 54 its so cute how you lose the game ;)
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 55 hey, wanna go back to my place and maybe..lose the game a bit?
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 56 You stupid ass, you lost the game AGAIN?!
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 57 I'm telling mom you lost the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 58 YOU CANT DO ANYTHING, except lose the game..
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 59 You know what THE GAME is? No? WELL YOU JUST FUCKING LOST IT!!! You have no friends, your family hates you, you're really adopted, and you have no purpose in this life whatsoever. Please don't hesitate to find the nearest highway overpass and jump off.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 60 I find you to be rather lame, and I note you also lack fame, while noone may have heard of you, and you look like a shrew, I can tell that you've lost the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 61 WELCOME, YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE GAMELOSERS BALL
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 62 I could come up with a witty way to make you lose the game, but I'm too lazy.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 63 Hey there, want a cookie!? Well you cant have one. the game.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 64 You're built like a stick! Your hips are too thick! You're dumb as a brick! You talk like a hick! Your face makes me sick! Your hair's a cow-lick! You itch like a tick! AND YOU LOST THE GAME.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 65 I HAVE A BATHTUB FILLED WITH GRAVY THAT MAKES YOU LOSE THE GAME
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 66 I'm not gonna be like those other guys and make you lose the game, no I want to have a conve- shit I made you lose the game, didn't I?
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameloss 67 Oh, hi. I thought it was someone that could actually win the game coming in, but its just you.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 1 makes you lose the game :)
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 2 gets all up in your face and says YOU LOST THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 3 makes sure you don't leave without losing the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 4 punches you in the face with a ring that says "the game" backwards
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 5 lol's as you lose the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 6 points to his "The Game" tattoo
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 7 gives you a "I lost the game" shirt
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 8 carves into your arm "the game"
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 9 changes your girlfriends number in my phone to "gamelosers girl"
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 10 steals your identity and legally changes your name to gameloser
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 11 hacks your email and makes all your contacts lose the game.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 12 reminds you to lose the game. 
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 13 loses the fucking game.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 14 yells THE GAME to noone in particular.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 15 trolls yahoo answers with The Game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 16 makes sure you lose the game before this action is over
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 17 tells you to add this to ajoin so you can lose the game ALL DAY.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 18 Asks you if you want to know which number person you are that I've made lose the game? Guess what, its right there ->
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 19 Adds "Lose the game" to your "to-do list"
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 20 makes a note to send a "sorry for your loss" card to you
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 21 launches an assault of game loss at you
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 22 doesn't forget to make you lose the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 23 asks you to decode this -> t3h g4m3 101
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 24 makes a note of your loss of the game for future generations
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 25 hopes my kids don't suck as much as you do at the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 26 wishes he didn't have to lose the game with you.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 27 spirals into an abyss of game loss, dragging you with them
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 28 tries to re-direct you to a channel to win the game, but fails.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 29 video tapes you losing the game.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 30 takes a picture of your face as you lose the game.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 31 jumps up and down calling for your attention so he can make you lose the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 32 makes you cup cakes with frosting that spells out "the game"
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 33 shits himself in awe of your epic loss of the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 34 finds it pretty silly how often you lose the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 35 says the game, and counts +1 to the number of people I've made lose.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 36 thinks your face is pretty cute when you lose the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 37 tosses you into the pile of other gamelosers.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 38 adds you to the list of noobs that have lost.
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 39 fires off fireworks to congratulate you on your loss
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 40 tries to think of a witty way to make you lose the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 41 types "the game"
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 42 slaps you around a bit with a large the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 43 huggles you, and then makes you lose the game
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 44 takes all the keys out of your keyboard except for "T H E G A and M "
  writeini -n the_game.ini gameaction 45 does something that'll make you lose the game
  echo -a Wrote the script entries to the file, you're good to go now.
} 

;don't edit this
alias num { return $bytes($1-,db) }

;this'll make it so you wont respond to people that part and join again really fast
on *:Part:#the_game: {
  writeini -n the_game.ini parters $nick $nick
  .timer 1 120 remini the_game.ini parters $nick $nick 
}

alias Colors {
  var %length = $len($1-)
  var %letter = 1
  while (%letter <= %length) {
    if ($mid($1-,%letter,1) == $chr(32)) {
      var %outputx = %outputx $+ &
      goto xxx
    } 
    var %outputx = %outputx $+  $+ $rand(03,013) $+ $mid($1-,%letter,1)
    :xxx
    inc %letter
  }
  var %outputx = $replace(%outputx,$chr(38),$chr(32))
  msg $active %outputx
}

alias rev {
  var %len = $len($1-)
  var %return = $null
  while (%len > 0) {
    var %return = %return $+ $mid($1-,%len,1) $+ $chr(32)
    dec %len
  }
  return %return
}
alias reverse //say $rev( $1- )
alias mereverse //me $rev( $1- )

alias rainbow {
  var %pos = 1, %color = 04, %result = $chr(3)
  while (%pos <= $len($1-)) {
    %result = %result $+ %color $+ $mid($1-,%pos,1) $+ $chr(3)
    inc %pos
    %color = $nextcolor(%color)
  }
  if ($isid) return %result
  else say %result
}

alias -l nextcolor {
  if ($$1 == 04) return 07
  elseif ($$1 == 07) return 08
  elseif ($$1 == 08) return 09
  elseif ($$1 == 09) return 11
  elseif ($$1 == 11) return 12
  elseif ($$1 == 12) return 02
  elseif ($$1 == 02) return 06
  elseif ($$1 == 06) return 13
  elseif ($$1 == 13) return 04
}

ON *:PART:#The_Game: {
  if (The_Game !ison $chan) {
    if ($nick isop $Chan) || ($nick ishop $Chan) { Halt }
    inc u1800 %TheGameHop. [ $+ [ $site ] ] {
      u1800 #The_Game $wildsite | Kick $chan $nick Don't join/part too quickly or you'll be sorry
      if (%TheGameHop. [ $+ [ $site ] ] == 5) { 
      cs access #The_Game add $nick -9999 | cs akick #The_Game add $wildsite Told you you'd pay ;_; AND LOSE THE GAME }
    }
  }
}

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irchainscriptz   -  Aug 02, 2010

Nope I beat you all I havent been on here for months so Iam the random guy napa182 so dont steal my spotlight LOL :P

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napa182   -  Jul 31, 2010

heh id have to agree with Jethro_ about people acting like this is their personal PasteBin, but what are ya going to do... as for this snippet it seems a bit redundant an drawn out..

But hey I'm just some random guy, so what do I know...

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GuitarMasterx7   -  Jul 31, 2010

yea im aware of tha, but hes jus some random guy >_> lol

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Jethro   -  Jul 31, 2010

p0psicl3stik, there is no way I see Hawkee as my "personal domain." The comment section is what people from all walks of life can voice their opinions. Otherwise there won't be any provided, will there? Please be democratic about this.

You have to remember the fact that not every person has some knowledge of MSL. Some don't even have a clue what they're doing when it comes to running mIRC. Granted, some don't even know how to install a script. It's always a good practice to include a detailed instruction, have a user-friendly code so newbies find it simple to use. Plug-and-play is their best friend until they get more familiar with MSL.

GuitarMasterx7, Hawkee is not a place to compete against one another and gain title. It's a place where everybody can learn from each other, ask questions, and make suggestions to help improve submitted snippets. Please bear that in mind.

Unfortunately, some folks don't keep their comments constructive and rather flame them. Some authors even delete any comment posted in regard to their snippets.

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GuitarMasterx7   -  Jul 31, 2010

Jethro_ in description he put #The_Game can be changed

Jethro_ please stop treating Hawkee like its your personal domain. when you make a name for yourself, then you can tell em wha to do

jus sayin ;]

on another note i rated a 6 cuz its neatly writen using If statements[<3] and also the alias you use are also correctly done right =D

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p0psicl3stik   -  Jul 31, 2010

Jethro_, it seems the script is designed under the assumption that you wouldn't want this shit going off in every channel. This is in NO WAY treating hawkee like a paste bin, the code is sound and just up here as a mirror and for anyone else that would want it. Obviously people wont willing join a channel that will make them lose The Game, so the what it seems is that intent is to link another channel as a prank to make your friends lose.

I personally think using INI's is fine, it may over complicate the script a bit but theres no reason to not challenge yourself while scripting.

At any rate, the channel is interchangeable, so it could be changed by someone who had any idea how to use a basic text editor, and if they're adding scripts, they should probably know at least how the triggers work.

Jethro_ please stop treating Hawkee like its your personal domain.

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Jethro   -  Jul 31, 2010

You've indicated the channel #The_Game

Do you expect people to have the same channel as yours?

When you release a snippet to the general public, make sure it stays "general public."

I don't see the point of using INI when a text file with $read will suffice just fine.

People, please stop treating Hawkee like a personal PasteBin.

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