um the top one is for when somebody slaps you with a trout it slaps them with an 'idiot stick' and counts the # of ppl slapped | the second is for anything non-trout related but still slaps it will copy there text and send it back at them (note make sure trout one is on top or the other one will take effect instead of trout)

on *:action:*trout*:#: { 
if ($me isin $1-) describe $chan slaps $nick around a bit with the idiot stick! | inc %idiotsvar | msg $chan number of idiots %idiotsvar 
}

on *:action:*slaps*:#: { 
if ( $me isin $1- ) describe $chan slaps $nick $3- 
}