insults

By K33D4Y on Jul 06, 2010

Uhm just some random nicklist i made.Theres no importance of it,just...stuff.

And Hello Blekster >:D
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Frostwire Buddy

menu nicklist,query {
  .[Your funny little box ]
  ..[ugly]
  ...[-1-]:msg $chan If ugliness were bricks, $$1 $2- would be the Great Wall Of China.
  ...[-2-]:msg $chan Everytime $$1 $2- 's Mother looks @ $$1 $2- she says to herself ... " Damn I should have just given head".
  ...[-3-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- 's Face makes blind kids cry.
  ...[-4-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- is so ugly,$$1 $2- models for death threats.
  ...[-5-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- 's doctor is a vet.
  ...[-6-]:msg $chan When $$1 $2-'s mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.
  ...[-7-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- 's uglyness is why south americans are running for the border.
  ...[-8-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- stuck his head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
  ...[-9-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- is so ugly when he walks into a bank the cameras turn off.
  ...[-10-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- is so ugly when $$1 $2- 's mother dropped her off @ school she got a ticket for littering.
  .[stupid]
  ..[-1-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- got fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing out all the Ws.
  ..[-2-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- stole free bread.
  ..[-3-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- eats food stamps.
  ..[-4-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- 's teaher has to dig for $$1 $2- 's IQ.
  ..[-5-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- gets charged half price for mind readings.
  ..[-6-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- was thrown in rehab for being hooked on phonics.
  ..[-7-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- claims to have been hit by a parked car.
  ..[-8-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- went to Dr.Dre for a pap smear.
  ..[-9-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
  ..[-10-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- got madd once and jumped out of the basement window.
  .[poor]
  ..[-1-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- got arrested for breaking a gum ball machine because it doesnt take food stamps.
  ..[-2-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
  ..[-3-]:msg $chan When i was in $$1 $2- 's house three roaches tripped me and stole my wallet.
  ..[-4-]:msg $chan Do you know the story of the poor lady who lived in a shoe?Well, $$1 $2- lives in a flip flop.
  ..[-5-]:msg $chan The only time $$1 $2- smelled hot food was when a rich man farted.
  ..[-6-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- is so poor $$1 $2- has to take the trash in.
  ..[-7-]:msg $chan I went over to $$1 $2- 's house for dinner.I asked what $$1 $2- 's Mom was cooking and she pulls out a gun and says "Next one who moves".
  ..[-8-]:msg $chan The closest thing to a car that $$1 $2- has is a low rider shopping cart with a box in it.
  ..[-9-]:msg $chan $$1 $2- lives in a two story dorritos bag.
  ..[-10-]:msg $chan $$1 $2-'s door mat doesnt say "welcome" its says "welfare".

}

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CrazyShady   -  Aug 30, 2011

K33D4Y. Lol. Hello there stranger. Nice script I must say. Shady by the way.

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K33D4Y   -  Jul 06, 2010

Yeah I'm still learning.

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Jethro   -  Jul 06, 2010

If you know sockets, you can pull some sort of insult quotes from a website and output 'em in the channel and query at random. This saves you the time and work from having every insult message hard-coded.

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K33D4Y   -  Jul 06, 2010

Thank you again WorldDMT :)

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WorldDMT   -  Jul 06, 2010

hi
"menu nicklist,query {"

and u put "msg $chan" but query is a PM so no detection for $chan
so $active is better..

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