Well, as the first visual basic code to be posted i am very proud :), i hope many people love my magical 8ball. Im still kind of a noob ;>.

dim x as integer
randomise timer
x = int((1 - 10) * rnd) + 1
if x = 10 then print "The answer is: no!"
if x = 9 then print "The answer is: I have no clue"
if x = 8 then print "The answer is: Possibly"
if x = 7 then print "The answer is: Yes & Msl is good"
if x = 6 then print "The answer is: Cookies <3"
if x = 5 then print "The answer is: Maybeeee"
if x = 4 then print "The answer is: The 8ball is foggy"
if x = 3 then print "The answer is: Why are you asking me, im a ball forgod sakes!"
if x = 2 then print "Bla Bla Bla, give me cookies!"
if x = 1 then print "The answer is: NEVERRRR!"