Kicks and Slaps

By MichaelA on Apr 07, 2010

just a script i made, most of it kicks people from the channel, one of them bans, then there is a section i made "slap people with a Server Op (non-kick)" which is just server OPs from PeerCommons. Have Fun!

-Updated so it can be used by boys and girls-

menu nicklist,query {
  [- $me $+ 's - Kicks -]
  ..JawBreaker: me punches $$1 in the jaw | say $$1 hits the floor like a sack of shit | me watches the ambulance speed away @ 120 mph to wire $$1 $+ 's jaw back together | say 4,1 Damn | say 4,1 You Fall Like A Bitch | kick # $$1 Bye Asswipe
  ..Greek Mythology: say 0,6 $$1 $+ , Your crew has more faggots than Greek Mythology | me stabs $$1 in the eye with a fork | me sticks a fork in $$1 $+ 's other eye | say 4,1 DIE U FAG!!!!!! | kick # $$1 Bye Asswipe
  ..BOOM:say  1,1.....15,1_.14,1-^^---....,15,1,--1,1....... | say  1,1.15,1_--14,1,.';,`.,';,.;;`;,.15,1--_1,1... | say  15,1<,.14,1;'`".,;`..,;`*.,';`.15,1;'>)1,1. | say  15,1I.:;14,1.,`;~,`.;'`,.;'`,..15,1';`I1,1. | say  1,1.15,1._.14,1`'`..`';.,`';,`';,15,1_./1,1.. |  say  1,1....15,1```14,1--. . , ; .--15,1'''1,1..... | say  1,1..........4,1I1,1.8,1I7,1I1,1.8,1I4,1I1,1........... | say  1,1..........4,1I1,1.7,1I8,1I1,1.7,1I4,1I1,1........... | say  1,1.......,4,1-=4,1II7,1..I4,1.I=-,1,1........ | say  1,1.......4,1`-=7,1#$8,1%&7,1%$#4,1=-'1,1........ | say  1,19,1BOMB U LIKE HIROSHIMA, $1 $+ ! | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1.:::.9,1BOOM! YOUVE BEEN NUKED! D=4,1,:::.
  ..TRIPPYBOOM:say  1,1.....9,1_.11,1-^^---....,9,1,--1,1....... | say  1,1.9,1_--11,1,.';,`.,';,.;;`;,.9,1--_1,1... | say  9,1<,.11,1;'`".,;`..,;`*.,';`.9,1;'>)1,1. | say  9,1I.:;11,1.,`;~,`.;'`,.;'`,..9,1';`I1,1. | say  1,1.9,1._.11,1`'`..`';.,`';,`';,9,1_./1,1... |  say  1,1....9,1```11,1--. . , ; .--9,1'''1,1..... | say  1,1..........10,1I1,1.9,1I7,1I1,1.10,1I10,1I1,1........... | say  1,1..........10,1I1,1.7,1I9,1I1,1.7,1I10,1I1,1........... | say  1,1.......,10,1-=10,1II7,1..I10,1.I=-,1,1........ | say  1,1.......10,1`-=7,1#$8,1%&7,1%$#10,1=-'1,1........ | say  1,19,1BOMB U LIKE HIROSHIMA, $1 $+ ! | say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/?4,1 All in good fun :)1,114,1?/1,1415,14/14,150,15/ | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1.:::.9,1BOOM! YOUVE BEEN NUKED! 11,1 But it's so trippy... D=4,1,:::.
  ..TRIPPYBOOM(withban):say  1,1.....9,1_.11,1-^^---....,9,1,--1,1....... | say  1,1.9,1_--11,1,.';,`.,';,.;;`;,.9,1--_1,1... | say  9,1<,.11,1;'`".,;`..,;`*.,';`.9,1;'>)1,1. | say  9,1I.:;11,1.,`;~,`.;'`,.;'`,..9,1';`I1,1. | say  1,1.9,1._.11,1`'`..`';.,`';,`';,9,1_./1,1... |  say  1,1....9,1```11,1--. . , ; .--9,1'''1,1..... | say  1,1..........10,1I1,1.9,1I7,1I1,1.10,1I10,1I1,1........... | say  1,1..........10,1I1,1.7,1I9,1I1,1.7,1I10,1I1,1........... | say  1,1.......,10,1-=10,1II7,1..I10,1.I=-,1,1........ | say  1,1.......10,1`-=7,1#$8,1%&7,1%$#10,1=-'1,1........ | say  1,19,1BOMB U LIKE HIROSHIMA, $1 $+ ! | if ($me isop $chan) ban # $1 | kick # $1 4,1.:::.9,1BOOM! YOUVE BEEN NUKED! 11,1 But it's so trippy... D=4,1,:::.
  ..BanHammer: me smacks $1 around a bit with BanHammer 2.0 | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 U BIN BANHAMMA'D
  ..You Displease Me: me sits atop their throne as they looks down at 4,1 $1's 1,0 pathetic act. | say 4,1"You Displease Me." | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 13,8 THE LORD HAS SPOKEN.
  ..Large Blade: me 1,0 dilapidates $1 with their Penis Blade =8=======D | say 12,11 OH BABY! | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1You have been Penor-Owned 
  ..Car: me drives over $iif($$1 == $me,themselves,$1) | kick $chan $$1 ops...i think the car hit you too hard xD
  ..Dildo: me slaps $iif($$1 == $me,themselves,$1) around a bit with a large pink dildo | kick $chan $$1 woah! that dildo hurt you? your butsore now? ohh but that means no more fun D:
  ..Stab: me stabs $iif($$1 == $me,themselves,$1) with a fork | kick $chan $$1 oh shit!!  i hit a vein!! woah! too much bloodloss!! sorry mate! please come back into the light!
  ..Whale: me slaps $iif($$1 == $me,themselves,$1) with a whale | kick $chan $$1 WOAH!!! oh fuck!! how the fuck did i hit you with a whale?
  ..Magazine: me forces $iif($$1 == $me,themselves,$1) to watch a gay porn magazine | kick $chan $$1 woah! fuck.....how did i get gay porn? oh thats right....its from your stash!
  ..Condom: me slaps $iif($$1 == $me,themselves,$1) with a used condom | kick $chan $$1 thats what you get for interrupting me during sex!
  ..Pokemon: me cuts $iif($$1 == $me,themselves,$1) with a pokemon card | kick $chan $$1 PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU! oh shit you just electricuted $$1 what we gonna tell the cops?
  ..Sword: me stabs $iif($$1 == $me,themselves,$1) with a sword | kick $chan $$1 ha! wanna try taking my sword?
  ..Midget: me slaps $iif($$1 == $me,themselves,$1) with an oversized midget | kick $chan $$1 LOOK AT THE MIDGET FLY!
  ..Hump: me takes off their pants and starts humping $iif($$1 == $me,himself,$1) violently | kick $chan $$1 i think i jizzed on you xD
  ..Throw: me throws a fish at $iif($$1 == $me,themselves,$1) | kick $chan $$1 FUCK THAT WAS A SMELLY FISH!
  ..BOMB: /describe $chan puts a bomb in $$1 $+ 's pocket and waits for the bomb & $$1 to go BANG bye bye $$1 .....3.....2.....1.....BANG | kick $chan $$1 You have just been bombed!
  ..Gun: /describe $chan grabs their 12 gauge, double-barrel, sawed off shotgun. | .timer 1 1 /describe $chan aims it at $$1 | .timer 1 2 /describe $chan  pulls the trigger. BAM! | .timer 1 3 /describe $chan has just shot $$1 $+ !!! | .timer 1 4 kick $chan $$1 You have just been shot!
  ..slap people with a Server Op (non-kick)
  ...Gummo: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with Gummo
  ...Humanoid: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with Humanoid
  ...InternalServerError: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with InternalServerError
  ...Creature_of_the_Night: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with Creature_of_the_Night
  ...THX1138: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with THX1138
  ...Are`s: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with Are`s
  ...Aubrey: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with Aubrey
  ...Casper: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with Casper
  ...PwincessJess: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with PwincessJess
  ...wyrdjax: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with wyrdjax
  }

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MichaelA   -  Jan 17, 2011

Thanks xD

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werewolf @ frostwire chat   -  Jan 17, 2011

you are amazing

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MichaelA   -  Apr 07, 2010

lol yesh :) mainly for fun but can still be used to kick people who misbehave. see your name there Gummo rofl

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Gummo   -  Apr 07, 2010

Indeed.

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Jethro   -  Apr 07, 2010

well, this script is mostly for the sake of fun. Not everybody likes being kicked and treated like a toy :p

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